Sorry You’ve Been Left Behind e-card
Well I, for one, have been raptured. The wireless up here is awesome!
So are the impeccable manners. That’s why our first project is to create sympathy cards for all our friends and family who have been left behind. You should get yours soon. This one says:
I’m so sorry you’ve been Left Behind…
At times like these it’s hard to find the right words. I wish you the best in your tribulation.
I told you not to play Dungeons and Dragons.
I’m just going to use the same picture for all of my list, because I like this picture my wife took and I totally want to get a look around my new mansion before it’s time to praise Jesus for all eternity. So I’m just going to swap out the last sentence. Here are some samples of how the other cards will end:
I told you not to vote for Obama.
I told you not to go to the Episcopal Church.
I told you not to play pool.
I told you not to watch R-rated movies.
I told you not to sell all your possessions and donate the money to Harold Camping.
I’m totally going to miss you guys. Take care!
And, if you’re wondering more about this “end of the world stuff,” you could read this excellent post from my friend Kurt Willems.