Sorry You’ve Been Left Behind e-card
Well I, for one, have been raptured. The wireless up here is awesome!
So are the impeccable manners. That’s why our first project is to create sympathy cards for all our friends and family who have been left behind. You should get yours soon. This one says:
I’m so sorry you’ve been Left Behind…
At times like these it’s hard to find the right words. I wish you the best in your tribulation.
I told you not to play Dungeons and Dragons.
I’m just going to use the same picture for all of my list, because I like this picture my wife took and I totally want to get a look around my new mansion before it’s time to praise Jesus for all eternity. So I’m just going to swap out the last sentence. Here are some samples of how the other cards will end:
I told you not to vote for Obama.
I told you not to go to the Episcopal Church.
I told you not to play pool.
I told you not to watch R-rated movies.
I told you not to sell all your possessions and donate the money to Harold Camping.
I’m totally going to miss you guys. Take care!
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And, if you’re wondering more about this “end of the world stuff,” you could read this excellent post from my friend Kurt Willems.
bravo!
Thanks. Hey…you’re up here, too, right?
Yeah I’m chillin’ on the Heroes cloud with Reagan and Luther!
Dear Joey – Thanks for thinking of me and I hope you enjoy your heavenly bliss. At least I’ll still have Ted Troxell for company.
Thanks, Barry. Don’t forget to feed my animals!
Thanks Joey! Excellent!!!!
It’s the least I could do, Kurt. Oh, and I told you to be patriotic.
Thanks Joey. I’ll think of you with kind memories. ;)
*Hugs* Well, not really. “Between us and you a great chasm has been set in place, so that those who want to go from here to you cannot, nor can anyone cross over from there to us.” – Luke 16:26
You told me not to make pipes.
Don’t say I didn’t.
Fun Game to pass the tribulation: go to my twitter page, follow me, then start scolding your friends for doing those things you told them not to do that made them miss the rapture. @elvisraygun